The Sacking Continues …..

Departure of Jose Mourinho on 20th Sept 2007 from Chelsea FC was the biggest setback in the history of club. Roman Abramovich, a Russian billionaire and owner of Chelsea FC is still unable to understand the ‘change is bad’ culture of English football.

The sacking of Luiz Scolari as Chelsea's Manager on 09Feb2009 is not just a great shock to Chelsea's fans but also to the football followers worldwide. There is no doubt in the management abilities of 62 years old Brazilian. He is the one who reassembled the Brazilian national team and played a vital role in their FIFA World Cup 2002 win. However, it’s extremely complex to figure out what Roman Abramovich exactly had in his mind whilst he decided to sack Scolari.

The other three giants of English Premier League have their managers operating for quite a long time. Sir Alex Ferguson has been managing Manchester United since 1986, Arsene Wenger has been managing Arsenal since 1996 and Rafael Benitez has been managing Liverpool since 2004. Statistics show that time given to all these managers resulted in good results produced by their respective teams. A good example of this even lies within Chelsea FC itself, when Jose Mourinho had been given 3 years to work with the team, Chelsea FC won 2 Premier League titles, 1 FA cup, 1 Community Shield and 2 carling Cups. These 3 years are marked as the best years of Chelsea FC but Russian mentality, corporate thinking and definitely insufficient understanding of football made Roman Abramovich to sack Jose Mourinho.

Scolari’s arrival at Stamford Bridge on 1st July, 2008 has been considered as the revival of Chelsea by football pundits, but only 7 points trail to the league leaders unsettled Abramovich and he again sacked one of the best football managers in the world.

Though, I am not Chelsea fan but I can’t see their down fall at the same time as it will reduce the antagonism in English Premier League. A battle of teams is not just a battle of players in fact it’s a battle of managers as well. Watching the reaction of Jose Mourinho after a defeat by Manchester United was sometimes more fascinating than watching C.Ronaldo and W.Rooney scoring the goals.

Thank God, Manchester United is not owned by Russians, presence of Sir Alex Ferguson for such a long time has a great effect on the team and this is why Manchester United is the most famous and successful football club in the world. Long live Manchester United, long live Sir Alex.

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The name might not correlate with the contents but I guess that is ok as it is a problem with every second piece of reading I go through. The name was actually assigned before the contents of this document were finalized. Moreover this name was also submitted to the University’s dean office so it was not possible to change it.

Anyways, let’s come to some ‘Kaam ke Baat’. This document is a thesis submitted to the University of Manchester for my degree, fortunately my supervisor liked it and I passed the course with Merit. Now this is something which is of no use to me, so everyone out there is allowed to copy and redistribute this document on their own risk.

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the BUG aka KEERA ~

Almost all the computer scientists (are they really scientist?) I know believe that software quality assurance is one of the most boring, dreary and brain murder domain of computer science, may be they are right because they take the work too seriously :p

I believe testing a software and identifying the bugs is the world’s most easiest job just think for a moment, is it difficult to find bugs (KEERA) in someone else’s work ? It’s a part of human nature, we do it every day e.g. in the fried egg that we get on our breakfast table ... I am never satisfied with its texture :(

STRAIGHT FROM THE HORSE'S MOUTH

After doing a research project on them, I have decided to write one by myself as well, for those who don’t know; I am talking about blogs (so-called weblogs). Sometimes it gets really hard to elucidate simple things to people, you keep telling them this is what you mean but they are like ahan!! And ??

Blogs the so-called weblogs also falls in the same category, its really hard to tell people about them that what they are, what they do and why they have been created by so many bloggers.
Story time: Few months ago I had to visit a doctor, he is a kind of family doctor, as he saw me after long time so he asked where were you young man, seeing you after a long time. Not lying, I told him Sir I had been to Manchester for my studies and now I am suffering from diarrhea … that was such a move, I thought he will say “ohhh diarrhea “ but what he said was “that’s great”. What Sir? that I am suffering from diarrhea, he giggled. I know he was talking about my degree but I don’t spot a F****ing reason that how come it is great? Btw I am still trying to figure it out. Coming back to the story, the doctor tried to be intellect (what we call coolio: we will be described in some future blog, wait for it) and asked me so what was your research project and further added my niece also went to the same university this year (I thought the next thing he would say will be “and her phone number is +44 digit digit digit digit digit digit digit digit digit” but he didnt). I never expected that diarrhea and explaining about weblogs to a non blognologist could happen on a very same day, it was a night mare with open eyes). Any ways I started explaining bla bla bla bla bla: when I finished doc said: hmmmmm if so many people are writing them and not so many people are reading them then what is the point of wasting so much paper? Sir, I am not suffering from word diarrhea, so can you please identify that when did I say that they print them as well? I kind of regret what I said after that, sir why do some people have to ask the questions just for the sake of asking question and to show that how coolio they are? He didn’t say a word but my words certainly killed the hope that he might give me the number of his niece in the end (not a good end).

Sometimes in this effort, I get really pissed too, when I am telling someone about the weblogs, how the hell that person is unable to understand, come on man its coming straight from the horse’s mouth. I am a horse (*whinnying*) I had spent 6 months and a lot yeah a lot of money doing research on a somehow useful branch of weblogs, yes exactly, “corporate weblogs” Microsoft and Sun Microsystems allowed me to extract the data from their corporate weblog sites, so I think I am a master of this domain J the so-called master is going on-blogair with his first ever weblog. If you think this is a piece of recycled food (can I use the word shit in the weblogs ??) then with no doubt error is within you, because this is coming right from the horse's mouth (*whinnying*).